![]() Bein' a freshmen is totally fresh, man Ditch class, punch bullies, throw them in a trashcan If a teacher tries to fail you, don't get mad Just go home and bitch about it to your dad There isn't such thing as being bullied That's just called "being a bitch" Step up to the bully, grab his balls And give them a great big pinch I once pinched a bully's balls so hard They fell on the ground He cried like a big dumb baby as I kicked them all around His doctors tried to sew his balls back on But they just couldn't do it 'Cause I broke into the operating room, grabbed his sack, and I threw it Into his mom's mouth Bein' a freshmen is totally fresh, man Ditch class, punch bullies, throw them in a trashcan If a teacher tries to fail you, don't get mad Just go home and bitch about it to your dad Doing good in class and paying attention is for losers I do good grammar and all I do is stare at teachers' hooters But I still get A's in every class, wanna know how? 'Cause I ch-ch-ch-ch-cheat, let us show you now You hide in a plant for a couple of hours 'til everyone's gone away Then you sneak to the computer Use cool hacks and change all your grades Just watch out for the big janitor that comes at night Try blinding him with your big flashlight Then beat him to death with a big chalk stick And kick him repeatedly in his big long. ![]()
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